farticle

The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.

When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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farticle by Sean Gray the Linux Guy October 3, 2007

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Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".

1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.

farticle by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004