farticle

The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.

When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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by Sean Gray the Linux Guy October 3, 2007

farticle

Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".

1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.

by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004

Farticle

An article that presents "alternative facts", a "fake article".

"Did you read that farticle on Breitbart?"

by Shakespeare420 February 28, 2017

Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017

Farticle

A gas particle

Farticles have more kinetic energy than solid or liquid particles. Farticles have low attractive forces and high rates of diffusion.

by nutshell April 26, 2017

Farticle

Fart particle from farting too close to something while being naked.

While laying naked in bed my boyfriend farted on me in his sleep. I now have farticles on my back.

by Browneyesrlovely June 5, 2018

farticle

A Facebook article that contains Markshit or other misleading information about the saftey of our Facebook data.

This report from Facebook is an intentional farticle.

by TIMzPoet November 2, 2018