Definitions by HoJoJojo

Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

Farticle by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017

Loltergeist 

Someone who causes maximum disruption and destruction with their lolz

Person A: I totally destroyed Gareth's confidence and self-esteem by lol'ing without mercy at his stupid new haircut

Person B: Damn, you loltergeist! (lols)

Loltergeist by HoJoJojo July 20, 2012

hunter 

Someone who says how beautiful a bird or animal is, how much they love it and how it needs to be conserved, and then picks up a gun and kills it.

Hunter: "oh man, mallard ducks are so cool. Their babies are adorable. Numbers are declining slightly, we better protect them."

*picks up a gun* BLAM

Mallard wheels out of the sky, stone cold dead.

Hunter has an ejaculation.

hunter by HoJoJojo July 18, 2012