fartcakes

cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it

These cakes are fartcakes!

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

fartbar

Any fiber bar after it is consumed makes you fart for a whole day straight.

You can count on it for non stop farting.

fiber one. A fartbar that contains fiber.

by recovergirl October 8, 2011

Fartbarfing

Having diarrhea; specifically, the act of expelling diarrhea

"I shouldn't go to the amusement park today. I've been fartbarfing all night after I ate diarrheadonalds."

"Oh no! Why did this happen today?! I can't be fartbarfing during my wedding ceremony!!"

by Jessman January 22, 2014

Fartnard

Someone who is adorable and loving.

Come here you little fartnard

by Thenibblet September 11, 2016

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartcakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com

Bobby, don't eat these fartcakes. They smell like craps

by Donna Luise October 24, 2008