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f0rsterist

lactaiting crap sissies being defined as f0rsterist
by busting.nuts.with.mom May 10, 2021
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Faist

Felix from StrayKids' itty bitty waist.
Ai is the biggest faist enthusiast in all of stayville.
by staysallaroundtheworld July 31, 2021
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fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
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farktron

1. Noun- Euphemism for fuck
What the farktron was that about?
by DF- October 11, 2006
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fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.
Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014
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Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.
Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!
by iDenzilla June 2, 2015
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slapster fapster

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018
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