Fapple Juice

When one, or many, ejaculate into somebody's apple juice prior to them drinking it by fapping. Usually performed by men, but on rare occasions by stealthy women.
Jackson hung above the school cafeteria in the nude for hours upside down, waiting for the perfect moment to engage in the craft and art of "Fapple Juice."
by The Lehman January 17, 2011
mugGet the Fapple Juicemug.

Fapple sauce

Sorry, I didn't mean to get fapple sauce all over your new sofa.
by AtxAxLoss March 7, 2009
mugGet the Fapple saucemug.

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.
Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."
by Jaydubble October 30, 2017
mugGet the fapple piemug.

Shitty Fapple

When you have a shitty fapping session.
Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.
by I like pone butts October 6, 2016
mugGet the Shitty Fapplemug.

Apple Fapple

When a male ejaculates into an apple pie before it's baked.
My boy Derek made some tasty ass Apple Fapple yesterday.
by NLferdiNL August 8, 2016
mugGet the Apple Fapplemug.

fapple

the act of having sex with a golden apple in minecraft
My Christian minecraft server owner mixed up gapple and fapple and we keep making jokes about it.
i just had the best fapple session dude I need a gamer girl friend!
by athena42069 February 18, 2019
mugGet the fapplemug.

fapple

When Philip Defranco masturbates into a can of Snapple
Phil fappled on Periscope for 39 minutes and I watched it beginning to end.
by CMxPwr June 19, 2016
mugGet the fapplemug.

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