Con Fartist 

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

Con Fartist by El Kento March 20, 2011

Fartist 

Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films

"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"

Fartist by TheAdamWe July 2, 2009

Fartist 

Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist

She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists

Fartist by w0rdchef February 20, 2011

fantastistic 

This is a combination of fantastic and autistic. This is a person that is autistic and has a talent that people think is fantastic. Kinda like rain man who could do mathmatical equations instantly.

It is fantastistic how he can stack those playing cards 6 feet high without having them collapse!

It can be fantastistic to be autistic when you have a fascinating ability to do something far better than almost anyone else.

fantastistic by sweetmagnoliya February 5, 2012

Fantistic 

Basing things on a fantasy..

Fantistic... Believing in fantasy as real life experiences. Basing your beliefs on fanasty.

Thinking I can have the same life as Cinderella..
I'm not optimistic or realistic. I'm fantistic. Believing my life can be a fairy tale.

Fantistic by Unicorn Skittles September 7, 2019

FARTIST 

A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.

We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.

FARTIST by Dr. Gunther Volt March 9, 2020

Flartist

A flamer (homosexual)/ Artist who attends "San Francisco school of the arts" aka SOTA

Marcelo is a flartist; he attends SOTA

Flartist by Smate November 13, 2004