fakebook

Facebook

An alternate reality where people pretend to be important. Fakebook is a utopia unlike the real world, which is full of real problems.

by Texas Man May 23, 2016

Fakebooker

A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.

"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"

by maspito April 25, 2009

fakebooking

To overpost minuscule details of your life on Facebook so that you can (a) appear to be busier than you actually are, (b) brag about your enhanced financial status, or (c) nauseate the world around you with how bored you actually are.

So the power is out on our whole street from 9 till 4. This sucks... Off to do some running around fakebooking

Off to the mall and to have lunch. fakebooking

Trying to find a house to rent in X for Y's birthday weekend. He's dying to hit the slopes with his snowboard. There sure us a lot to choose from. fakebooking

Just thought I would Fakebook this

by shamalamadangdang January 19, 2011

Fakebook

having a fake Facebook account to stalk/check/spy on one's ex, their new partner etc etc

Person 1: Did you hear about Natalia?

Person 2: No, what happened?

Person 1: She made a fakebook to stalk John.

by afendiprincess. October 28, 2009

fakebooking

Overly praise-full or hyper excited posts on another person's wall which are completely out of character for the person posting them in order to fool their "friends" on facebook that they are a nice person.

Can you believe what Cheryl posted on Sue's wall about her birthday?

She was just telling me yesterday what a lazy bitch Sue is!

Yeah, that is just Cheryl Fakebooking again so peple will think she's not the bitch she is...

by klasama November 10, 2010

facerook

(facebook rookie) a person who has not mastered the art of creeping via facebook and creeps in such a way where it is obvious that they are an avid creeper; a person who fails at performing a "facebook fakeout," and their attempt to fool facebook audiences that they are cool, hot, ect. is contradicted by past pics/posts skeletons i.e. popped collars, pics via cell phone in mirror, or farmville participation.

He told me he was single but then I saw the album from this weekend his girlfriend tagged him in yesterday, facerook move.

by Ellie Dab November 7, 2010

Fakhroo

The “Fakhroo” family is an arab family which originated from the “bani tamim” tribe. Most “Fakhroo’s” can be found mostly in Qatar and Bahrain, but can be found in other GCC countries too.

Me: “where are most fakhroo’s found?”
Mohamed Fakhroo: “Mostly in Qatar and Bahrain.”

by _______————-_________^* December 30, 2018