dude: Man I got so stoned last night it helped me study for my finals
other dude: Failse! being stoned doesnt help you study!
other dude: Failse! being stoned doesnt help you study!
by twitchthecookie March 21, 2010
Get the Failse mug.The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
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in spanish the word "puta" meaning whore and the word "facil" meaning easy
and in the spanish tradition one must put adjectives after the noun
therefore having puta facil as the english equivalent to "easy whore"
and in the spanish tradition one must put adjectives after the noun
therefore having puta facil as the english equivalent to "easy whore"
by tate piercee December 22, 2008
Get the Puta Facil mug.To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:
Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."
Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."
Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."
Example 2:
Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"
Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."
Sami: "Word!"
Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."
Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."
Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."
Example 2:
Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"
Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."
Sami: "Word!"
by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009
Get the Failsafe mug.When a guy thinks he's smooth with the ladies.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
A person that swerves his bike into a crack and flips over miserably while the girl he thought he was smooth with laughs.
When a person lies on the ground for about 3 minutes weeping about what happened as everyone is watching around him and thinking "what a jackass" and laughing their ass off.
Also a guy that uses FML too much.
That dude created a failshow when he thought he was super cool when he kissed that girl but then seconds later he got his tire stuck in a sidewalk crack fell over and hit his face against the mud and started saying FML over and over again.
by powersaver23 August 9, 2010
Get the failshow mug.A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
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