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shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"
by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004
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wind facial

occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
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2-Faced

A person who may be your friend but makes the decision to turn and talk about you behind you back. You may think they are your friends but you find out they had been talking about you. It is never good things it is negative thing that get spoken about you.

Definition:
Jennifer: Hi Lauren have you seen Lucy around lately?
Lauren: No. I though you weren't her friend.
Jennifer: No, what made you think that?
Lauren: She told me she didnt like you and your annoying and loads of other mean stuff
Jennifer: What?!
Lauren: Yeah. Shes 2-Faced.
by EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!! December 7, 2015
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lying pig faced fuck

A phrase reserved especially for the current poster boy of lying sacks of shit, Attorney General William Barr.
How long will I have to endure, on every news channel since the “suicide,” the sanctimonious squeal emanating from this lying pig faced fuck?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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facilitate

facilitate growth
by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017
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Leather Facing

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
by TWC.TV March 21, 2017
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silent facial mask rant

One of the great and enduring freedoms implicit in COVID times, that of being able to swear up a quiet storm beneath your facial mask whereas previously you had to inhibit this.
I took to the frequent “silent facial mask rant,” hoping that I could do away with this nasty and unsociable habit once we are all able to unmask ourselves in the distant future.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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