FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.

I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.

by Nesh525 November 5, 2013

facetits

The eyes

Your facetits are as blue as sapphires; the facetits are the windows to the soul

by Absurd d00d December 30, 2010

facet

1 one of several parts of someone's charater, situation etc; aspect
2 one of the flat surfaces of a precious stone

I believe we have just discussed every facet of the problem.

by Ewelina June 12, 2007

Facetime Virginity

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.

Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.

by admiralawesome12 July 8, 2010

Fachete

Dope,tight,hot,that's what's up

Positive.. Yo Rogers wedding was fucking Fachete

Negative.. Smoking crystal meth is not fucking Fachete..

by Cocotaso821 July 20, 2016

Facetwat

n., 1. An individual who compulsively and serially posts photographs of themselves on Facebook in an effort to gain self-gratifying attention. 2. A photographic self-portrait usually taken at arms length. Such photographs are characterised by a resultant looming, horse/spoon-faced image of the subject. 3. A rampant self-publicist.

They're such an annoying Facetwat. They keep posting spoonface pictures of themselves on Facebook just to get attention.

by GreyFlames March 31, 2011