Assey Facey

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

by Matt Adam Rymur December 9, 2008

Dick Facey

The alias of Nick Dacey

"Hi everyone, I'm Dick Facey and I'm going to play you all a song."

by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

by 3qawz4sex5dr6f7tg8y80upiot7ir6 March 11, 2019

Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

matthew facey

THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Cookie Facey

A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.

"Lets go pray to Cookie Facey!" Shouted Avery

by Thedefinerofmadeupwords March 11, 2019