Pavement Facial 

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

Pavement Facial by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017

faciliphonologicaltagnosticator 

Dr. Ben Abraham. Likes to use his own words and phrases such as "AntiChritoCological." Is often seen on channel 11 in the greater Portland area. Like to relate Dragons to Dracula and revelations.

Dr. Ben Abraham is a faciliphonologicaltagnosticator.

What the hell is a faciliphonologicaltagnosticator?

faciliphonologicaltagnosticator by skud March 22, 2005

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

facial cleanser 

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

facial cleanser by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Actual Factuals 

The truth; Real Shit; Facts nigga.

Ooo girl i need the Actual Factuals!

Actual Factuals by Victoria925 December 13, 2017

man facial 

The act of rubbing another mans jizz on your face and claiming you had a man facial

Matt went to have a massage and Sven ended up giving him a man facial

man facial by w3rdwigga September 26, 2018

Factually 

The words (Fact) and (Actually) fused into one. You can use factually when defending your statement or opinion with straight facts.

Bro.. the earth is flat and I know it
Bruhh, factually, it’s not

Factually by MATTinFir May 9, 2019