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Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.
Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!
by MTS73 August 25, 2010
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Mustachio

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio
by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021
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queermo mustachio

A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
Ah ha ha! You're a queermo mustachio! God damn! Your mustache goes for miles!
by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
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mustachio

A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.
Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.
by deez nuts42 September 8, 2010
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mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy
A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard
by sueg May 18, 2006
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Eustache

Eustche is an African Nigga that goes to City Hill Middle School.
Khaden: Who’s that guy in the dark?!
Kyle: I can’t tell, it must be EUSTACHE!
by ThatOne7thGraderNigga January 16, 2019
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Eustache

Fictional character. An iconic, fresh faced youth from France living in Los Angeles under the keep of his grandparents. Frequently reminds the population that he is of age, in spite of the shackles of education that demand his attendance at a single sex private school with other juvenile boys. Said to deliver pizzas on weekends. Is known to be blissfully ignorant of pop culture or perhaps he really enjoys playing the part of that foreign oddity. Can be spotted in a crowd by way of his larger than life eyebrows and the hairs of his moustache, which (once completely full grown and combed) will shine like the rays of the dawning sun.
Marc Eustache: I was so excited this morning. I went to my locker and I found a letter from a secret admirer! Then I remembered I go to a school for boys. :(
by marc's admirer June 18, 2008
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