epoo

sitting on the toilet while using your laptop, smartphone or any handheld device that requires wifi connection

I may have to epoo this webinar but I will be online for it reguardless.

by Sir whynot July 7, 2018

Epoophany

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009

Epoophany

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).

"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."

by Abrax March 28, 2008

epolatnac

an inside out cantalope

Person 1: Hey do you want to try an epolatnac ?
Person 2: Um what the hell is that? Is that like a yeti that lives in the mountains?
Person 1: No! its an inside out cantalope! Can't u tell?!
*Slaps Person 2 with a fish*

by Blake + Kelly August 7, 2007

Epoophany

The act of experiencing an epiphany whilst on the toilet.

*Beth returning from the bathroom*
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!

by Mimmy Blanc January 20, 2012

Epoophany

To experience a sudden and striking realization while on the toilet.

I've been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. Then, while on the toilet, I had an epoophany.. The answer is, MORE COWBELL!

by Oscar94Shane July 31, 2012

epoofhany

The moment when you ctually realise you are gay.
Mostly applied to men realising they are gay but can be used for women/lesbians too.

Mike- I had an epoofhany last night.

Tom- Really?

Mike- Yeah. Im gay now.

by georgeyy boyy July 29, 2009