Anytwo five elevennis?

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"

When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"

by Alex-2598 April 6, 2021

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009

Elevension

Elevension is one step up from Tension.

Similar to turning the speakers from 10 to 11 from the movie Spinal Tap.

Our relation ship is based entirely on this palpable sexual tension. It's more than tension - it's like sexual elevension.

Quote from Dawson of the Adam Carolla Podcast during a podcast with guest Greg Proops.

by Xbagger August 12, 2011

eleventeen

Is when a pre-teen tries to act and look the part of a teenager. Much so like when a teenager tries to act and look the part of an adult.

What's up with these 5th grade girls wearing makeup? Those eleventeens haven't even reached puberty.

by Chongers March 12, 2007

brown elevens

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

eleventeen

Eve 6 before Tony Fagenson. It featured Max Collins, Jon Siebels, and a guy named Nick whose last name I can't remember.

Is that Eleventeen CD going to see the light of day?

by Karen Stickney September 20, 2008

Elevens

It means "fuck you" or "I don't want to fucking do that". It comes from the act of putting your two middle fingers up they look like the number eleven It is said instead of actually putting up your fingers.

Elevens to that, I'm chucking elevens to that

by Gypsy Salazar February 22, 2010