Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.

Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles

Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.

Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.

Enjoy!

I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!

by FreeGuitarLessons August 28, 2020

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.

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I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022

excellent

An item or experience of superlative value.

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by Bahrainz November 18, 2002

eggsallent

the modified version of the exclaimation 'excellent.' Derived from the habitiually said catch word 'ex..cell...ent; so commonly said among those having a devious or sinical speech pattern (mad, insane, mini, evil scientists or surgeons.) Saying Egg Salad just sounds dumb, but once you start saying it you really can't stop sounding really dumb. So Eggsallent is the resulting accepatable word that can be salvaged out of that compultionary "egg....." with the latter, 'sallent' being just better sounding than salad, and still recognized as maybe being the original Excellent.

Robby had grown sick of hearing his son, Bobby, repeat after his favorite cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist's "Excellent..." response to everything. So Robby asked his son to change it to something a little funnier. So Bobby would say, "egg sallad..." in the same cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist voice. Then soon, Bobby found out that he sounded really dumb and wanted to say excellent again; but the phrase egg-salad had dug itself entirely too deep for Bobby to not blurt out "Egg", no matter the surcumstance. Hence, Bobby's reaction time to his own mistake always leaves the eggs and transforms the salad, to Sallent.

by KrispyKreemD March 15, 2005

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good
brilliant
a term to show the greatness of command and conquer: generals series

Command & Conquer: Generals is fucking excellent

by ska April 25, 2004

excellent attack

A method of playing the game of In The Groove where the player attempts to get as many Excellents as possible instead of Fantastics.

I tried excellent attack on this song, so that's why I only have an A-.

by HeavyD2 October 11, 2008

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by the ultimate aliens of cheese January 18, 2022