egotestical

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Egotistical

Person who is poor but acts like he/she is royalty! Treats hospitality workers and restaurant serves like shit; making outrageous demands and embarrassing their dining partners. Serious delusions of grandeur, cheapskates and a know it all. "DO YOU WHO I AM?" Yeah, we know who you are; you are a bitch ass coward who acts like you are better than everyone, because you are a loser and a coward in real life! They can't keep a mate and blame the world for all of your failures. If they have a mate the treat them like doormats and may end up being murdered for the life insurance money..

Steve was so egotistical that he felt that he was entitled to have everything handed to him. Shut the fuck up! You ain't that special!

by Milesahead16 September 24, 2016

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

by Lauren May 13, 2005

egoistical

The word that actually means exactly the same thing as 'egotistical...'

egoistical

1. Caring about oneself rather than others.
2. Tending to talk excessively about oneself.
3. Believing oneself to be better and more important than others.
4. Egotistical

by KrikenKing March 11, 2010

Egotestical

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008