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easterjammed

Hey Josh , when did you get easterjammed today?
by NickB71269696 May 9, 2016
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Easterbation

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession
Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation
by Xenesthad July 27, 2008
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Snor'eastercane

A horrendous mixture of snow, Nor'easter, and hurricane all intended to scare the pants off of the East Coast of the United States.
Did you hear about how Snor'eastercane Sandy will destroy every building in Washington, DC?
by samteezy October 24, 2012
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yeasterday

How you would reference Easter the monday following.
"Hey dude what did you do yeasterday?"

"I had some family over and stuff."
by yeasterbunny April 6, 2010
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Easterly

A asexually reproduced species that constantly urinates. Usually, the Easterly species require a pee bucket to satisfy their wrinkly fore skin’s tingling sensation.

Found in the Easter Islands, thus the name Easterly.

A male parental figure of an easterly dies off after reproduction. Due to the how the female’s sexual organ is uniquely designed, it causes the male to be penetrated from the bottom. When this happens, the male will try to escape but by doing so causes self amputation.

Easterlys have very large “sound sacks” which are used to attract mates. Sometimes male Easterlys compete to make the highest sound possible, trying to win over the female.

The urine that an Easterly produces is golden yellow and is plentiful of E.Coli

Note: An Easterly is VERY territorial and will attack when unprovoked. Easterlys have neon yellow to golden hair that cover the top of their heads. The hair is described to be puffy and is close to the appearance of an Afro wig. Easterlys have protruding teeth and glowing red pimples. When they are popped warm liquid will flow out of the hole.
John: Let’s go see some Easterlys at the zoo!

Father: Sorry son, but I have to dig a hole 6 feet deep at the construction site today.
by Anatomous October 14, 2023
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yasterday

I was supposed to feed the dog yasterday!
by Jimmy Hansen January 16, 2006
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easterbater

someone who masterbates on easter sunday
ryan--"dude i hella masterbated last night" danny--"bro last night was easter sunday...you easterbater"
by B_Kizzle March 22, 2007
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