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marky-meltdown

Blood-boiling enraged angry type of break-down. Emotional implosion that leads to immediate explosion of words and temper.
My friend had the biggest Marky-meltdown ever last night after they got his food order wrong.
by BriHartGuy December 15, 2010
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Menstrual Meltdown

The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.

"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."

Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.

It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
by Real World February 8, 2008
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triple chocolate meltdown

the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert
Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.
by Spike & Rhino Co. March 17, 2008
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OP Meltdown

When the original poster of a forum thread is ridiculed, harassed, taunted, and humiliated due to the nature of the topic itself within the thread.

Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.

OP meltdowns are hilarious.
Did you see that newb post that topic in OT yesterday? The OP meltdown was so intense that the poster actually killed his entire family.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 18, 2009
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meltdown

1. a disaster

2. a loss of one's temper

(from a nuclear power disaster of the same name)
If someone doesn't fix the elctricity in the computer room I might have a meltdown.
by Light Joker July 15, 2007
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Facebook Meltdown

The act in which a facebook user suddenly becomes crazy and A: Deletes all of their contacts, that they once liked, B: Delete every comment and or status post they've ever had on their wall until it is completely blank. or C: Deletes their entire account only to open it again 2 weeks later.

Such reasons could be cause by lack of "real" life activities, lack of "real" friends and or lack of girlfriend/boyfriend. No one knows for sure the cause of the facebook meltdown, but I'm sure we've all known at least one person to have suffered from it.
Joey had a facebook meltdown last week, he resent me a friend request because he deleted all of his friends.

Joanna had a facebook meltdown, she's deleted everything from her wall.
by turn n burn November 26, 2010
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Triple Chocolate Meltdown

A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
by Eric Moran March 1, 2007
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