Garage Designer

Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers.

My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!

"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer

by designer54 March 4, 2009

failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"

"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2

by connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnor May 27, 2006

Graphic designer

An individual who does precise guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

You're a graphic designer Harry.

by #Magikarp November 7, 2019

designer stuble

reminants of facial hair when you have, creating a dark area around the mouth area. Designer stuble is only fitting on certain men, making them look rough yet attractive. (Apparently)

Not a good look on women.

he's tall, dark and handsome, it's his designer stuble!

by Gorgash September 4, 2005

fates designer

Another word for the following:

another word for, fuck, or douchebag

1.I feel so fates designer..
2.Your mom is a Fates Designer, ouch!
3.Oh Fates Designer, I lost my homework!

by Birchey August 26, 2006

designersaurus

A person who's fashion sense is stuck in another era.

Her Earth shoes alone defined her as a designersaurus,
not even to mention the mood ring and polyester gauchos.

by kathrinepiper.com February 25, 2008

Designerzilla

An overzealous, crazy designer what continually monitors the web for people infringing on his/her copyright.

Did you see that girl used her designs? She went designerzilla on her!

by elaine b. March 21, 2008