dufus

A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.

"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

dufful

Dufful: A dramatic-ish person, who thinks she's Hilary Duff. The "dufful" people usually are drama queens/kings, cry all the time and get lucky out of bad situtations. Dufful Bitches are self-explaining. Dramatic bitches.

1) Hey, she's such a Dufful Bitch!
2) Stop crying, you stupid dufful kid!

by Naneeh and Neenah September 9, 2008

diffuse

If something is diffuse, it is very spread out or scattered.

Her memories of her past were scarce and diffuse, as she could only remember specific things.

by TheRedEyedReaper April 25, 2016

Elevator Diffusion

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.

John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man

by relativity13 April 5, 2011

dufus

the wrong way spelling "doofus"

"You are a dufus"

"Actually, it's 'doofus', you doofus"

by atmofunk August 7, 2006

lose and diffuse

In sports, the opposite of "win and in"; describes a team's situation entering a game in which if the don't come out victorious, they are eliminated from postseason (the diffuse element is derived from the fact that the players on the team will go their separate ways at the conclusion of the season).

Man, if the Giants don't win this week, they can't make the playoffs.

Yeah dude, it's 'lose and diffuse' this week.

by T. Coughlin December 22, 2010

Duffs

A brand of cool US Skate shoes.

Yo man, you see those dope Duff Roadrunners? Way Fresh!!

by PHIVOLCS March 24, 2004