Drunkeeteers

A group of close friends consisting of 3 to 5 people that you usually hang out with, pull pranks, as well as occasionally get drunk with. As a toast often exclaimed by thee is: "All for one and one for all!"

After a long week of monotonous work, the drunkeeteers finally decided to gather at Gia's house for some drinks.

by lasaganana3456 February 24, 2015

Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.

Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.

by FuLoRi June 24, 2016

drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.

He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.

by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017

drunkerosity

The quality of being kind and generous induced by the consumption of alcohol.

In a show of drunkerosity, Joe bought a round of shots for the group.

by @sps March 17, 2017

Drunkelstiltskin

Any professional drinker who boozes beyond recognition and becomes the drunken beast of a horrific twisted alcohol-induced Brothers' Grimm fairy fable, generally taking on the form of a short, hairy guy who is convinced you are dying to fuck him.

"Fuck this, I am outta here. Drunkelstiltskin is staggering this way and he already puked on my shoes once tonight"

by Reginold Bixby July 7, 2008

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

Drummerest

Drummerest: adj.
Describing Bob Bryar and anyone like him. Anyone who is so much of an awesome drummer that the word awesome doesn't even begin to cover it.
Drummer + best = drummerest.

"Who's your favorite drummer of My Chemical Romance?"
"Boy Bryar."
"Why, is he awesome?"
"Oh, he's the drummerest."

by Missile November 7, 2012