drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

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drunkyard

n. A pile of wasted people in a party involving excess consumption of alcohol.

The Greeks usually keep a stack of unflattering photos of the drunkyard from their parties.

by Bao Thien Ngo September 25, 2005

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A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010

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Drunktarded

A combination of the words drunk and retarded, it simply means retardedly drunk and acting in an idiotic or inapropriate manor.

"Hey why is Dan trying to piggyback on Jordans back?" "Oh don't pay any attention to them they're drunktarded..."

by Dan Tuckers May 11, 2008

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Drunkadunk

Whilst intoxicated, you pursue a morbidly obese person, because they appears more attractive than they actually are.

Guy 1: "Dude that girl is so hot! I think I want to get me some of that! "

Guy 2: "uhhhhh, bro that's a huge bitch! I think you're drunkadunk. "

by dark sohma February 5, 2015

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Drunkarees

A portmanteau of the words drunk and dungarees referring to the dungarees worn while drinking.
Especially apt if the bib pocket is used to hold an alcoholic beverage.

"Hey we're going day drinking in the park, you in?"
"Absolutely! I'll put my drunkarees on"

by Jwynts August 4, 2023

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