Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011

Leapfrog Pile Driving

The sexual act of penetrating someone in the pile driver position whilst leap frogging throughout the room in which the sexual act is taking place...May be utiliased with multiple parties at one time.

Leapfrog Pile Driving: Dude! I leapfrog pile drived her so hard last night that she's gonna have neck, back and pelvis problems for the rest of the week .

by fizzybizness February 28, 2015

driving test

The most nerve wracking awkward shiz of your whole life. You must shoulder check every two seconds and have both hands on the wheel, while a smelly person with a clip board critiques your driving in an awkward silence. But sometimes they ask you awkward questions like "So where do you work, or are you a student". to which you reply with a lie because you can't say that you are a student majoring in drinking and ton and masturbation.

Man I have my driving test tomorrow

Whatever you do, do not say fuck, or balls, or make frog noises to break the awkward silence

I will probs do the frog noises anyways...

by Dermin November 17, 2013

Driving God

Richard Hammond from Top Gear

"I AM A DRIVING GOD"-Richard Hammond while driving a Bowler Wildcat

by L_Dawg March 7, 2009

Drum Driving

While you are driving and listening to music, you bang on the steering wheel as if it were a drum set.

"Would you please pay attention to the road and stop drum driving!?"

by Professional Drum Driver April 10, 2010

Driving Commando

When you take a very necessary risk by driving without your licence (for whatever reason)

"Damn if that 5-0 books me i'm fucked...I'm driving commando"

by Calebus March 10, 2008

Driving a desk

Pejorative term for administrative work done by a military officer from the comfort and safety of headquarters, rather than out in the field where the real danger lies.

To say that Ritter was amazed didn't begin to explain matters. This guy was supposed to be a professional military officer. The taking of human life was part of his job description. Of course, Ritter told himself, Cutter'd spent most of his career driving a desk in the Pentagon - he probably hadn't seen much blood since he learned how to shave. (Clear and Present Danger, by Tom Clancy)

by EOC1_PCCS42 May 14, 2010