a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011

oxymoronic

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron

The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.

by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005

criminal justice oxymoron

The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.

Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.

by but for May 4, 2018

oxymoron

A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.

by makariln August 5, 2003

Foxymoron

Oxymoronic accusations and aspersions made on a politician or celebrity's character by Fox News, e.g., that President Obama is both a socialist AND a Nazi. Or that Warren Buffet is both a billionaire, which he is, AND a socialist.

Best example of a Foxymoron is a Daily Show clip where a Fox News commentator accuses Warren Buffet of being a socialist for saying the rich should be taxed more.

by arevolutionofone August 23, 2011

oxymoron

Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word.
Two words that conflict eachother

Examples of an oxymoron:
Obama Care
Naturally Artificial
Toyota Stop

by WAFFLES ARE THE BEST April 2, 2011

oxymoronia

noun: from the latin "oxy" "moronia" lit. "total state of douche-baggery"; a mental disorder in which the sufferer simultaneously holds two opposing view points on some particular issue; particularly if the two view points are mutually exclusive; often seen in circles of religious fanatics and fringe politicos.

Ex 1:

Person #1: "Did you hear about that 'pro-lifer' that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?"

Person #2: "Yeah, classic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree."

Ex 2

John McCain going on an anti-MMA crusade because it's "too violent", and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.

by The Opster January 31, 2010