Ducktard

Woman Pouting lips in a photograph in an attempt to look more attractive but failing miserably.

Check out that drunk herd of ducktards.

by Starkweather-G October 30, 2011

douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010

Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.

Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard

by W54th8X August 6, 2010

Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.

by erwix August 16, 2010

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

douchiary

do deal with douches

"going to the post office is a douchiary"

by ian Templar February 19, 2009

Doucharama

Anytime when a douche causes a whole lot of drama, so its kind of a double negative

OMG jenny, your douchbag boyfriend is always causing so much doucharama

by caliquake October 26, 2009