douchewibbler

a douchebag to the second level.

"Dude, that guy's a douchebag."
"No, he worse. He's a douchewibbler."

by bapped January 29, 2009

Douchemire

- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.

She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..

by Miss no good February 10, 2010

douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.

Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.

by DaMoose February 4, 2014

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009

[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

douchember

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.

i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember

by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010