douchette

1. The act of a female displaying characteristics synonymous to being a douche.

2. The rare example of a female owning and exhibiting the normally "male douche gene".

what the hell is Kelly's problem? i picked a quarter up off the ground, and she accuses me of stealing? what a douchette!

by BS Bizzle February 20, 2010

douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

by LauraBo May 15, 2009

douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).

John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!

by fem_progress December 20, 2012

douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.

John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.

by Jamaica G September 28, 2006

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

by Liteboi April 26, 2014