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Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
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Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.
1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
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douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth
by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007
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douchiary

"going to the post office is a douchiary"
by ian Templar February 19, 2009
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douchebar

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.
If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.
by andersonvillain February 25, 2010
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douchebaby

Any person, but usually a man, who acts like a douchebag, and then, when called out on being a douchebag, cries about it to other people like a baby.

Any person who does douchebag type actions, but in such a childish way that his/her immaturity is the main reason for the douchery.

A person who does not take responsibilty for his/her own douchebag behavior, or conversely is so immature he or she cannot even recongnize that the behavior is that of a douchebag.

A person not old enough to drive a douche canoe.
My ex won't pay child support, but then acts like a douchebaby when I report his ass to DMV and he loses his licence.
by you want it? you got it! January 17, 2014
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douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.
Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard
by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017
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