Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017

Douchepoodle

An outstanding example of a fuckwit.

The person who keyed my car is a total douchepoodle.

by RaunchyPumpkins February 20, 2017

douchelord

someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.

The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.

by queenie 22 May 10, 2011

Douchaholic

1. One who is addicted to douching.
2. One who is such a douchebag it's like an addiction.

1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"

by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003

Douchelord

Someone who is arrogant, and selfish, does what they want at all cost to others feelings etc., and has a false sense of self perception! manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual objects. they will pretend to the perfect guy, spend money on women, and do any form of manipulation to get what they want from a woman. insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. This person is a man's man, guys rule, he will also get his friend's to participate in his games that he play's with women. The consequential bad friend, the one who ruins others relations for his own purpose, and self gain. A douchelord is the person who will gain what they want at all cost, to anyone, friends,family, and especially women. This person is king of all douche's.

Did you see that tammy and max are divorcing? I guess max was out with his friend derek again,and they went to the club, and stayed out all night. I guess max cheated again. He only does this when he is with that douchelord friend of his, derek!

Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!

by micka73 December 9, 2012

Douchepods

A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

by The crafty cutie March 11, 2009

douchelord

The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.

Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.

by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017