3 definition by The crafty cutie

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A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

by The crafty cutie March 11, 2009

When your significant other is trying to say "get dressed" but is staring at your chest...

Please get chested, love

by The crafty cutie March 21, 2019

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!

Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!

by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019