documentary

A euphemism for sex.

Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.

by NakedManBen August 22, 2007

documentary

Like a movie, except boring.

Tibby Rollins from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

dockumentary

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.

There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Doofumentary

noun. A visual record, usually video, chronicling the exploits, antics and follies of psychedelic warriors, trance junkies ("doofers"), outdoor rave freaks, bush bunnies and those bent on the permanent destruction of their eardrums and ankles.

Man, have you seen Lightsoulja's new doofumentary? There's this guy in it who *looks* like me but he's doing some shit I sure don't remember.

by i_smash April 25, 2011

Documentary ugly

Someone who is so ugly they should feature in a TV documentary.

You're not just ugly, you're documentary ugly!

by Smordwith August 20, 2023

Dougumentary

Dougumentary (n.) /ˌdʌɡ.jʊˈmɛn.tər.i/
A mockumentary-style film or series that chronicles the hilariously profound misadventures of a character named Douglas, blending real-life footage with exaggerated philosophical musings on trivial topics, such as the art of losing umbrellas or the ethics of double-dipping chips.
(Media) An imagined genre of documentary filmmaking pioneered by fictional director Douglas Reelwise, where everyday events are narrated with over-the-top gravitas, turning mundane activities like grocery shopping into epic quests for enlightenment, complete with dramatic slow-motion and pun-filled voiceovers.

Example: "The latest dougumentary on Netflix follows Douglas as he navigates the perils of a self-checkout lane, pondering if scanning a barcode is a metaphor for destiny while battling a rogue shopping cart."

by dou96nop December 13, 2025

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018