dogfished

To be fooled by a male's online profile

Matt was dogfished when he thought the man he met online was actually a 28 year old body builder.

by ms. lolita February 8, 2015

Dorishocker

Dorishocking is the act of placing one finger in the vagina and four in the rectum and rubbing vigorously.

Last night my boyfriend tried the dorishocker but was disappointed to discover I couldn't fit four fingers in my rectum simultaneously.

Dan was instantly disgusted to discover his girlfriend preferred the dorishocker to cunnilingus.

by Psych0naut23 September 30, 2010

Dofisher

Dofhiser is a scaly girl fish

a teenage girl who has a face and will make you laugh so hard your turban falls into your curry
she is nuts and will drop you mofo

she uses multiple sayings like "its just like coldcase files"
back in the year of 2010 she was originally called gilbitch. this, in recent years has changed.

sorry.

dofisher OMG ANNAPHALACTIC SHOCK IS NOTHING WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!
COMMMMEEEE BAAAAACCCCCKKKKK

WEEEEE LOOOOVEEEE UUUU

a lot of ppl will read this and know how much you love white dog sh**

by your mothers fish. December 22, 2010

DorisHD

A youtuber with 500 subs at the time of me writing this and could be a big youtuber in some years

SUB TO DORISHD

by Block reader January 13, 2021

Dogfish

This is the definition of a collective group of people intertwined by having a relationship with a specific man. no one else knows they are a part of this dating polygamy act. He is a mix of a catfish and a straight up sociopath dog and hooks multiple women in his game. He lives a life of lies making these women all think they are number 1. He tags fb posts of one girl but then untags and deactivates accounts so others can't see. He will provide flowers, for some, but not all, hold doors and buy Mac computers for some but not all. He will tell you he has proposed to past girls but then they cheated. He will use his kids and multiple jobs as an excuse for why you never see him. You will never go to his place even after a year. You will never meet his mom, family, friends and kids even though he says they want to meet you. He will make up she's just a friend story to his other girls: For example telling one girl that he went to college with another girl and was in a tight group with her and 2 gay guys it wasn't true.

He will lie at all costs to keep his school of fish! Please Beware of the dogfish!

That asshole Tennessee aka Tj turned out to be a real dogfish!

by Ebizzle82 August 17, 2016

dorkfish

1) a fish who likes corndogs 2) a lazy individual who sleeps through bbqs

blake barrett is a dorkfish

by Tara January 23, 2005

dorkfish

1. a fish that loves corndogs and HMR 2. mostly loves corndogs though

Da Vogel is a dorkfish.

by acv February 2, 2005