Dong

1.The best euphemism for a penis.

2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

by What the shit? October 02, 2008

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Dong

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.

Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.

by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dong

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

by grr... May 13, 2003

dong

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

by RSandersRX May 26, 2015

Donge

English slang for someone of a less then savoury nature, or someone whom you dislike.
E.g a wanker, dickhead, cunt

Can also be coupled with a large range of seemingly unrelated words,
e.g, donge cake, donge fish, donge boat etc etc

Why do you even talk to Patrick? Hes such a donge.

I cant believe you gave head to Michael!! Hes the biggest donge face you fucking donge skag hoe!

by Smchiael November 19, 2010

Dong dong

It’s when someone spreads your cheeks so far that you can’t hold poop anymore

He dong dong me so I’ve shit myself ten times

by Niggaimseriousaboutmydong September 24, 2019