Gerasimov Doctrine

Combining military, technological, information, diplomatic, economic, cultural and other tactics for the purpose of achieving strategic goals.

Russia: "Hehe Gerasimov Doctrine go brrrrr"

Ukraine: "Noooo you can't do that!"

by Gerasimov1992 January 22, 2022

Doctrinephobia

A fear of doctors that leaves the person very tense and starts to have an anxiety attack.

"My mother has a serious case of Doctrinephobia"

by TheChosenOneZoro January 24, 2020

Trump Doctrine

The Trump Doctrine refers to various related foreign policy principles of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. These principles include praise for nations which have given the president money or whether that nation`s leaders have said nice things about the president, regardless of if that country kills journalists, political dissidents or 85,000 Yemeni children.

The trump doctrine is fucked; he has no principles.

by baboo222 November 23, 2018

jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.

Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"

by Mscheve June 10, 2008

Bush doctrine

Something Sarah Palin doesn't know.

"I don't even know what the Bush Doctrine is"

by An Alaskan Who Knows The Truth October 28, 2008

Obama Doctrine

Don't Do Stupid Shit (DDSS)

On Air Force One on an Asian trip, Obama presented the basic guiding principle of the Obama Doctrine: "Don't Do Stupid Shit". However, he failed to give a coherent vision of the Great Stuff, or even the principles guiding such great decisions for a vision.

by mlhiss August 14, 2014

Obama Doctrine

Extreme incompetence applied with extreme ignorance.

Durring the Obamafication of America the U.S. Congress, applying the Obama Doctrine, have proceeded to use up trillions in taxpayer dollars in an attempt to create a "proper" welfare state.

by RoRo, Fight da Powa October 5, 2010