dishes

1. The most vile and unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.

2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy allowance.

3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.

1. I fucking hate the dishes!

2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get your three cents allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!

3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child: GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!

by Timbolicious December 20, 2007

dishular

the kinda vampire you'd find in your crockery cupboard

*opens cupboard* eek, it's dishular!!

by CharlotteSilver October 1, 2008

dishlexic

putting dishes or cutlery in the wrong place / order.

When someone random does the dishes and puts things back in the wrong place.

Or when someone sets the table and puts cutlery in the wrong order.

"you have put the knife in the fork draw, you must be dishlexic".

by Lok Stok November 26, 2010

dishel

another word for motherfucker

god damn colton, you dishel!

by OL_Sloth92 December 2, 2019

dished tf out

dished tf out
-adjective-
DISH-d-dafuc-owt OR DISHed-thafuc-owt

"dished tf out" has two different meanings, but is open to interpretation for all.
1. Used to describe a meal that sustains all five food groups (or a just a finger lickin good meal).
2. Used to describe someone or oneself when they/you are super high.

1. I am dished tf out right now, I got; fruits, vegetables, grains, protein, AND dairy.
2. Dude did you smoke some zazz? You look absolutely dished rn dawg.

by princesskitty0419191 February 10, 2023

jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.

Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.

by dirtywordz May 12, 2014

Disquesting

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.

Holly is such a disquesting bitch.

by Jpduhh February 4, 2019