Driptard

When your drip goes absolutely dummy to the point of retardation

Friend: “Damn bro, that shirt is fire”
Me: “IKIK, I’m an absolute Driptard”

by Maxyboy50 June 6, 2023

Diftard

An unquestioning poster of the David Icke forum

The only thing worse than a diftard is a diftard that even diftards don't want to let back into their forum.

by Diftard July 21, 2010

Distard

pronounced - Diz tard

People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause

steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets

Bob: what a Distard

by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009

diptarup

Noun: A slang identifying a sexist, misogynist, egotistical and attention-seeker pig of no worth.

Example: Dude don't be a diptarup!

by abstract_potat July 26, 2021

urban dictard

A person who uses urban dictionary to find new things to say, but ends up sounding like a tard.

A contraction of Urban Dictionary + Retard.

See also dictard

Q: Dude, what's up with all that pseudo-slang Coolio keeps spewing?

A: Yeah, dude, he's a total urban dictard.

by burbantard November 16, 2011

Dictard

Someone who overuses their ability to speak. (Created by combining the roots -dic and -tard.)

Justin: That Mr.Daniels sure does talk a lot.

Mariah: No doubt. He's such a dictard.

by Pvt. Cowboy November 27, 2010

DikTard

Some dude who marries his sister because she's so damn hot. He may tell you he was in the military, and wear tight little shirts to prove it..."my nipple could kick your ass!"

Derived from the word 'Dick' because this person things he is hot shit, and tard is derived from 'Retard' because he is too stupid to realize he's not hot shit.

I wish I were a DikTard!

by Xw1s3 March 16, 2004