Dickness

The relative girth of a man's erect penis.

Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.

by LnPproductions March 12, 2018

Doball Dickness

The rare symptoms of pure dickishness. To talk pants all day:- To mutter pure crap and big your self up. Commonly known in scottish circles.

'Singing' "I'm simply the best" and "everyone loves Dougy." Please shut up Doball Dickness

by Alfred Winshester December 25, 2007

dickyness

A person who is a total assfuckingpieaceofshit.

matt's dickyness was off the charts today

by themainmanz July 2, 2016

Dankyness

When something is very dank and your high right now so your dank as well

The dankyness is over 900000

by BryanIsYeetable April 23, 2019

Donkness

Being as Stupid or dumb as a Farm Animal or a Donkey. Stupidity exceeding limits of a human being.

Your Donkness is way more than i expected.

Dont show your Donkness around here please.

by MonstanLushi November 11, 2013

dankeness

To be epic, amazing, delicious, delightful, best; good

That shit is the dankeness

by doogsterdomus October 1, 2016

dinkwessel

When you throw your pet out the window while it has a boner

I threw my dirty pet out the window it's a dinkwessel

by DenDen69 September 17, 2017