Dickstracted

Sidetracked by some amazing dick.

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.

by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020

Dickjacked

The act of another woman taking over a conversation you were having with an attractive male.

Example: Man, i so just got dickjacked. Dayum bitch took my man -_-

by SunnySmiles November 5, 2013

dickstrackted

A person who thinks about dick 24/7

Did you see Tasha? Man that hoe is dickstrackted!

by shaniquajackson August 5, 2014

dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick

man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting

by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009

dicktricked

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.

"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."

by haohao December 10, 2016

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.

I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!

by Exlimey March 7, 2026

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011