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dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.
Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"
by mjdavila October 1, 2010
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dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.
"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."
by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014
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Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.
30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.
by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017
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Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.
Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!
by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019
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mr dickter

a guy that has a booner aloot
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.
The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!
by snarfman123 March 22, 2007
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dicktarded

that guy over there is dicktarded
by duckster August 7, 2003
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