Dicknotysed

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.

"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."

by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017

Dicknology

An individuals knowledge of dick.

"What class are you taking?"

"Dicknology 101 with Professor Richard."

by Sexual.........y February 16, 2014

dickfooting

The act of quietly screwing someone over from behind the scenes.

Man, they have been completely dickfooting you the whole time.

by SteveFox December 13, 2018

Dicknotized

When a male engages in sexual intercourse, sometimes his penis takes things a little bit too seriously.

Anyway, after about 40 minutes of non stop orgasm, the partner of such a spectacular male specimen will likely be "dicknotized"

"I'm telling you right now don't fuck with that dude. You'll end up totally dicknotized"

by Buildingsea$ July 10, 2019

Dicknotize

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

by hotboy242 February 19, 2008

Dicknity

The amount of pride one takes in his/her dick.

He had so much dicknity he whipped it out in front of YOUR mom to show her how big it is!

by BraxtonPG December 25, 2010

dicknity

Noun, the dignity of your dick

"After sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, Jim lost his dicknity."

"I need to recover my dicknity after last night...she was a real tundra wookie. Now to bring the balance back, I have to bed a supermodel."

by Balizarde October 17, 2007