dicknotize

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

by margot March 20, 2003

dicknotize

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

by Tomtom192 December 28, 2005

Dicknotize

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

by hotboy242 February 19, 2008

Dicknotize

To create an insatiable craving for cock, usually in a woman or "straight" guy.

Glenn started off blowing Jimmy, but it wasn't long before he had Jimmy dicknotized, begging for more of Glenn's hard cock up his ass.

by Knobbies May 17, 2014

Dicknotize

Similar to hypnotize but it is a man's penis. that captures the attention and puts men and women in a trance like state.

How does Pete Davidson get all the hot girls? He's not that funny or good looking.
They take one look at him naked and there're dicknotized. John Holmes has nothing on him. And Pete has the skills to back it up.

by Denzel Washingmachine March 22, 2019

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you

My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized

by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021

Dicknotized

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

by Word$m!th March 24, 2016