dickrastination

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!

by JDWine April 26, 2011

DickTaste

When someone constantly brags about getting laid, but never does and gets laughed about for years and years

'Dude i smashed Ashley so hard last night'

'Michael we all know you never did, stop acting like a DickTaste'

by L33gitFuk3ry April 1, 2017

Dicknature

When a man rolls over after sex and applies his wet penis onto the sheets, when he rolls back over he has left his DICKNATURE. Very similar to writing your signature, however with a wet dick.

After morning sex, my man rolled over for a 10 minute snooze before work. When he got up I noticed his dicknature was left behind...

by DBABY0802 October 26, 2018

dicktaster

Is Someone thAt rules like a dictator, but Who tAstes all dicks while being a dick himself

Person 1: Hey, XXXX is a dicktaster, he just rules in his favor and does bad stuff!
Person 2: Yeah, it is really a dicktaster

by mainblack66 October 12, 2020

dickbastard

its a lithuanian definison for bestfriend

you are my dickbastard

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022

dicktastesion

The act of trying to remember something while performing oral sex on a male.

Girl you know that i can’t write that down right now but I’m taking “ dicktastesion” mmmmkkkkk??

by The Double E August 18, 2023

dickfast

A morning meal consistting of a sole stinky dick.

F: I forgot to buy groceries for breakfast, so I gave him a blowjob instead.
Another F: That's what you call a dickfast.

by ddictmi December 4, 2024