dickbag

True definition. A derogatory term referring to someone you do not think highly of at the moment. You are quite literally calling that person a bag full of dicks. Even if you like dicks, this is not a compliment.

Steve: Hey, I'm thinking about beating up your mom.

Randy: Dude, you are being a total dickbag right now.

Steve: CHIMMAHOWANAYAAA!

Randy: Seriously...

by The Gar June 17, 2007

dickbag

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

Jozel: That girl would not stop talking about herself.

Terry: What a dickbag!

by Ashy009 March 4, 2011

dickbag

An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.

Adam told me to quit being such a dickbag all the time.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

Dickbag

dickbag- suck my ass

I told Bill to suck my ass, dickbag.

by Ben G Maan October 18, 2003

Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

dickbag

slang term for foreskin

"mine doesn't look like that..."
"you mean you don't have a dickbag?!"

by that nigga jossy August 21, 2009

dicebag

to fit an non specified amount of Call of Cthulhu Dice into one's foreskin.

Towhit, bringing a fully loaded pink dicebag to a D & D session.

Katherine: Hey, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Yeah?

Katherine: I couldn't help but notice that you have placed seven multifaceted number shapes into your foreskin. Explain.

Jimmy:Well you women have got Velvet Goldmines and us men have dicebags. This is mine. Revel in my splendor,bitch.

Katherine: Twat. (Walks away to go spend his money online.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish May 29, 2008