dib

Any computer that talks. Dib is short for DIgital Bitch.

The self-serve checkout aisle is full of dibs. Your phone company uses a dib to answer the phone

by mark718 October 3, 2012

dib

a stupid fucking idiot who doesn't know how to properly handle a situation with decent human common sense and can completely go below level of autism and dirt itself. mostly is given to a person who is majorely a stupid fuck or is just an asshole

"You know that one guy right, he's totally a fucking dib dude, I hate him so much."

by omgc00liobroksi3 August 31, 2018

Dib

A person who's so annoying and disrespectful you'd think they had a dick in their butt.

He always walking like he a dib , when he gets roasted.

by Kaynnie$ May 25, 2017

DIB

Dick in Bulk

Fuck you man! Go get some DIB and stfu!

by DA1J May 7, 2018

DIB

Dick In Boooty, make sense just straight up anal intercouse any way it goes

Man I did the dib with the young girl i met at da club, dat shit was crazy

by David Blake July 17, 2006

DiB

Stands for "Douche in a Buick", but refers to anyone driving 5-15 mph UNDER the posted speed limit. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time these idiots are in a Buick.

Lady: "Are you almost home?"
Dudeman: "Well, its down to one-lane and this guy in front of me sucks at life.. wait... it's a LaSabre.. I knew it, fuckin' DiB."
Lady: "Guess I'll see you when I see you."

by fortysixandtwo March 11, 2007

DIB

An acronym meaning "Dead In Bed"

After a getaway weekend consisting of mainly sex Moses was quick to admit that his wife, Bethany K. was without a doubt a DIB

by mortgage guy November 10, 2004