devastatin dave

The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.

Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!

by Bob Saget April 24, 2005

departafart

To be in an area, fart, and then leave that area.

After sitting in the lounge amongst friends, Dave left a departafart prior to adjourning himself for the evening.

by TJacobs December 14, 2015

houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.

Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.

by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022

hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

by PACELITE September 3, 2006

Devante

Devante is a tall full melanin skin black guy who stands for the hood, dies for the hood, battle Pokémon masters for the hood. His mom makes the best macaroni with collard greens. Devante makes it a priority to always smell good and no one can out do his drip. He has a long thick dick. His pimp hand is way too strong. One time he was walking his dog when he met two girls at the beach. Lourdes and Michelle who are two slim Latinas with perky breasts. They were at the beach in their two piece bikini and pierced belly buttons. Devante did the unimaginable, after he let them pet his dog he rubbed sunscreen on their back and later begin to rub their buttocks which caused a sex arousal in the two females which caused them to untie their tops for Devante as he wrapped his strong arms around their waists.

Another story was when an old racist named Jerry to get high with Devante which made him not racists after that. Devante charisma is unmatchable. Classmates said that he broke the school record of bringing the freshest sneakers. When he goes to the gym everyone stops to see him perform the art of his sets. It must be a privilege to share the gym with this man.

When I grow up I wanna be like Devante

by Eightya August 25, 2022

War Department

The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.

Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?

Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.

by ShaneG September 24, 2005

defarture

1.) Occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) Also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.

As the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.

by Rowdy Yates November 3, 2004