Designated Fuck

A designated fuck, is someone who will always be there to fuck, smash, etc, at any time of the day.

Dude, I heard about that. This chick is my designated fuck

by RyP000L November 2, 2010

designated Dave

the designated driver during a binge or pub crawl

bob was designated dave he wasnt alowed to drink and we all puked in his car

by bazil lite October 12, 2005

definately

The word many people use to spell 'definitely' until they suddenly realise they've been spelling it the wrong way.

Woah, I've been spelling it wrong all my life! That's definitely whack!

by insertexpletive December 17, 2004

Designated Kings Deck

(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.

Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

Designated D.A.B.

A D.A.B. is a girl who is a "drunk ass bitch". She often knows and may refer to herself as a D.A.B. They are often very hammered and do not think before acting, therefore they look silly.

A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.

That girl is dancing off beat to the music and is spilling her drink everywhere. She looks like she might be the designated D.A.B. for the night.

by thatgirlyouknow. July 26, 2009

designated listener

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.

left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

definately

The modern mis-spelling of definitely seen in almost every modern example where a spell checker was not deployed, most commonly in internet chat, probably from its mis-pronunciation by modern youth and/or being confused with unfortunately.

Yeh, man! Definately!!

by ..WiL May 16, 2005