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February the 13th, i.e. the day before Valentines day. On which single people try desperately to find someone to spend Valentines day with.
Considered by some men (and women) to be the best time of the year to pick up someone for a one night stand.
Considered by some men (and women) to be the best time of the year to pick up someone for a one night stand.
A: "I'm totally going out tonight"
B: "Why man"?
A: "Its Desperation Day mate, even a looser like you could score"!
B: "Why man"?
A: "Its Desperation Day mate, even a looser like you could score"!
by Alasdair Weeks January 19, 2009
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Thumbs up if you hate it when people begin their youtube comments with 'thumbs up if...' because they have too much Thumbs Up Desperation.
by W102 August 4, 2010
Johnny Deeper is a fictional young boy who appears in a number of sexually explicit anecdotes referred to as "Johnny Deeper Jokes". These stories are passed around elementary school age males, and may to many represent first exposure to sexually themed humor.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Little Johnny Deeper's mother comes home and catches him on his girlfriend and yells, "Johnny Deeper" and Johnny replies "Gee Mom, I'm in as deep as I can go".
by Darker August 11, 2010
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Ugh none of my friends responded if they wanted to come out with me tonight. If I don't get a reply in an hour then I'm calling my desperation friends.
by melbourne's finest June 27, 2009
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2. Your twin with Downs Syndrome.
3. When you see someone you think you know out of the corner of your eye, only to realize upon closer inspection that the person is in fact a derp-y version of the friend you thought you saw. This is your friend's derpelganger.
2. Your twin with Downs Syndrome.
3. When you see someone you think you know out of the corner of your eye, only to realize upon closer inspection that the person is in fact a derp-y version of the friend you thought you saw. This is your friend's derpelganger.
I totally thought I saw you stumbling around drunk by the mall today, but it turns out it was your derpelganger.
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