Dermatological Graffiti

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.

Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.

by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012

derpatologist

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Derpatribe

derp - a - tribe

Noun

1. A forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something containing logical fallacies and inaccurate statements or consisting of arguments that make little sense.
2. An idiotic rant.

Every time Donald Trump talks about Obama's birth certificate it turns into a derpatribe.

I was on the forums yesterday reading some derpatribe this idiot wrote.

If you are going to write a derpatribe like this, you might as well just throw poo at them.

by a reasoned person November 10, 2012

Dermatologist

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

derat

The act of wiping the rim of a barmans bumholes sought from a bar, so as to remove the taint of rat poo that is likely on the bottle from when it was left outside for storage.
verb- to derat, pronounced dee-rat

oh man I can't believe you just drank from that without deratting it!

derat that bottle before you drink from it!

by Mr Untouchable January 25, 2008

deratchify

To free yourself from the state of being ratchet

I'm gonna put on makeup and straighten my hair so I can deratchify myself.

by Volleyballer5578 December 27, 2013

dermatophobia

Someone who has a phobia/is scared of skin lesions

She was Sufferd from Dermatophobia

by Horse rider girl May 11, 2018