Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

deescalate

when Julie has had too much Bacardi and too much pot smoked out of too many apples and utilizes too much of her tae kwon do technique.

Deescalate! Deescalate! Deescalate!

by Reed Jon & Josh October 7, 2004

Defeculate

A word used to describe something fucked up beyond repair especially concerned with personal belongings.

"Man somebody fuckin defeculated that ride. I can't even tell what color it was."

by Billiam Heyton Ashbury Monteban III June 19, 2007

Defecalize (Verb)

To take a shit...

Defecalize (Verb)

"I gotta' go defecalize myself..."

by Quetzalcóatl's Ghost April 3, 2011

defcalator

A moving stairway consisting of steps attached to a non-functioning circulating belt caused by an overabundance of human excrement.

I had to take the stairs because the BART station only had a defcalator. See San Francisco's Civic Center Station BART station problems as reported by Will Kane on Thursday, July 26, 2012 in the San Francisco Chronicle. They had to call the HazMat team!

by Krissirk August 10, 2012

DefecaAtion

To A-pose standing on a toilet and defecate

Ron just performed defecaAtion on the toilet.

by Krip3nyt June 18, 2022

Post defecate clarity

The intense feeling of defeat after defecation

See also: defefaecated

After the tremendous poop I dumped, post defecate clarity showed me the light! My insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated

by Bad C dev January 2, 2026